locustbrain2000:

Lying is the most fun a girl can have without going to the amusement park and going on the log ride.

batreaux:

i wish people would stop joking about the Arcade Fire. …i lost so many tickets that day

I’m not as sexually frustrated as you fuck I am.

I mean, I’m not as sexually frustrated as you fuck me please.

I mean, fuck me.

I mean, I’m not as sexually frustrated as you think I want sex.

batreaux:

oh whoa there was supposed to be a Firefly subplot where Inara had a terminal illness how freaking sad is that

AIDS…She was a “Consort” and she was “Consorting” with the wrong kiddos.

darrynek:

ay girl turn around and bop it for a real nigga